From the department of the painfully obvious, shocking, SHOCKING news headlines culled from the interwebs and newspapers:
Bowl-Bound Schools Spend Millions on Football
AP, 12/30/10
Lobbyists Won Key Concessions in Budget Deal
NY Times, 4/12/11
Elizabeth Edwards Leaves John Edwards Out of her Will
politico.com, 1/5/11
McConaughey Has Amazing Body
Denver Post Video Feature, 6/19/11
Columbia Student Admits Selling Cocaine on Campus
New York Times, July 20, 2011
Poll: Sharp dissatisfaction with D.C.
Washington Post, 8/11/11
UPDATED 10/31:
Kim Kardashian divorcing husband
Yahoo News, 10/31/11
